A long, dusty road lies ahead of you. You drive up it, sand billowing from the wheels, and you reach a dusty sign that says "Palm Bay, 2 Miles". Bay usually means water, and you don't think that Palm Bay, whatever it is, is going to be very good. But you drive on anyways. About 10 minutes later you come over a hill, and a big, green, busling city lies ahead of you. Welcome to Palm Bay, Florida.

Once you go in, you never come back out.

It's a place where everyone wants to become someone. Only the best make it, but that doesn't stop people trying. It's been called the best place in Florida to live many a time, and has also reached the top ten in the Best Places to live in America. It's a busling, but yet small city where everyone knows everyone.

But there lies the secret.

The kids here are your mini Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie's; they'll do anything so their name is on everyone's lips.
It may be said to be a great place to live, but in reality the teen pregnancy rate is sky high, kids are doing drugs instead of homework and it's not a party unless you walk in on a couple having sex. It's a lifekiller. Move here, and your life is over. Wave it bye when it does.